( EUDIO ) CUDDLR

[nippy]

JACK FROST (300+) nature spirit, trouble-maker, bringer of snow days and winter fun. not recommended for anyone that can't handle a little chill! don't ever sing the christmas song to me, i'll freeze all your stuff.

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YES / TICK <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

NO / CROSS <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

Comments

[despising]

You don't look like it. Good for you I have money and I eat. Dinner? You can drink some ice water.

[ Fuck you, he does what he wants. ]

I'm shocked! More seriously: the other spirits sound like cows, ignore them.

[nippy]

are you actually asking me to dinner???

[ he's kind of hesitant to even ask that because he's 99% sure that's a joke and it's going to make him feel like an idiot when the GOTCHA comes. ]

gasp! rude, i'm going to tell the easter bunny and all the others that you said that

[despising]

Yes. But you have to eat or drink something, you can't just be a creep and watch me eat.

[ Elliot is so polite. ]

Do it. I'll fight all the nature spirits. Except Nyaminyami, I'm not doing that again. Also the Easter Bunny has no jurisdiction over me since I'm not religious.

[nippy]

haha, i think i can agree to that. you're serious though?

[ see how he keEPS ASKING TO MAKE 100% SURE HE'S NOT JUST MISSING THE JOKE... ]

you know i'm not even sure what the easter bunny counts as. he's a holiday spirit but he's kind of connected to spring? maybe there's not really a spirit classification system. whatever! i don't know anything about spirits

[despising]

Are you going to keep asking until I change my answer? Yes, I'm serious. Are you painfully straight or something? I don't care if you are, food's food, it's not like I'm going to try to make out with you over dinner.

[ People get so weird over the strangest things. ]

Aren't you a spirit though?

[nippy]

no it's not like that, it's just weird. i've never really been asked to anything before.

yeah, but nobody handed me a spirit handbook when i was made, and nobody ever wants to answer my questions soooo all i know is whatever i've managed to figure out myself

[despising]

Oh. Well, Jack Frost, will you go to dinner with me? I'm very very serious and very very sure.

[ WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO YOU, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT??? ]

That means you can make the rules or something, maybe? I don't know, that sounds like it sucks.

[nippy]

thanks for making that clear for an old man. yes, i'll go to dinner with you.

have to admit, not having rules is great, glad i'm freelance! but i wouldn't have minded answers when i woke up for the first time. still would be pretty happy to get some now, actually.