( EUDIO ) CUDDLR

[nippy]

JACK FROST (300+) nature spirit, trouble-maker, bringer of snow days and winter fun. not recommended for anyone that can't handle a little chill! don't ever sing the christmas song to me, i'll freeze all your stuff.

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YES / TICK <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span>

NO / CROSS <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

Comments

[despising]

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Bloody offended you never send Africa any love. Nature spirit? Is that anything like a river spirit because I met one of those once, he was sort of a dick.

[nippy]

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would if i could, kiddo, but i don't want mother nature coming after me. and i guess a river spirit counts as a nature spirit, sure? there's a pretty wide range i think

[despising]

Stop calling me that, I'm not as young as I look.

So you're saying you're not that good of a nature spirit??

[nippy]

unless you mean "not as young as i look" the same way i do, i'm pretty sure i can keep calling you a kid

what! no, i'm the best kind of nature spirit. river spirits are just some lame representation of a part of nature, i'm the BOSS OF WINTER

[despising]

Not as young as I look as in I'm an adult by human standards and not a kiddo.

The BOSS OF WINTER who can't even get a good winter over to Africa. Uh huh. I'm convinced.

[nippy]

yeah, but relative to ME you're basically a toddler

MOTHER NATURE IS SCARY, ALRIGHT. i'm not about to get on the bad side of a lady that only gets described as "extremely powerful and temperamental", i don't have a death wish

[despising]

And to me you're a decrepit old grandpa. I mean I guess that explains the white hair. Okay, gramps, you can keep calling me kiddo. But if you ever need help across the street or company buying a new walking don't hesitate to ask.

I'm sticking to my original statement, then.

[nippy]

sure thing :) because i know it bugs me wayyyy less to be called gramps than it bugs you to be called kid

ughhh she's pretty much the only one bigger than me, okay? not that there are even many of us around now, and the ones that ARE around wouldn't want anything to do with me

[despising]

Darling, people have called me kid all my life, it's nothing that's going to change. But it's cute that you want to annoy me, is that some juvenile way of flirting? You could just ask me to dinner.

[ Elliot don't hit on the 300+ year old nature spirit. ]

Why not?

[nippy]

i think i'm a little old for pigtail pulling. and too bad for you that i neither eat nor have money

[ more like, don't hit on the messed up guy that's always going to assume flirting is just making fun of him. ]

this may shock you! but i'm not actually that popular with other spirits. in fact i only exist on a scale of total indifference to utterly despised, it's pretty impressive. they mostly try to avoid me

[despising]

You don't look like it. Good for you I have money and I eat. Dinner? You can drink some ice water.

[ Fuck you, he does what he wants. ]

I'm shocked! More seriously: the other spirits sound like cows, ignore them.

[nippy]

are you actually asking me to dinner???

[ he's kind of hesitant to even ask that because he's 99% sure that's a joke and it's going to make him feel like an idiot when the GOTCHA comes. ]

gasp! rude, i'm going to tell the easter bunny and all the others that you said that

[despising]

Yes. But you have to eat or drink something, you can't just be a creep and watch me eat.

[ Elliot is so polite. ]

Do it. I'll fight all the nature spirits. Except Nyaminyami, I'm not doing that again. Also the Easter Bunny has no jurisdiction over me since I'm not religious.

[nippy]

haha, i think i can agree to that. you're serious though?

[ see how he keEPS ASKING TO MAKE 100% SURE HE'S NOT JUST MISSING THE JOKE... ]

you know i'm not even sure what the easter bunny counts as. he's a holiday spirit but he's kind of connected to spring? maybe there's not really a spirit classification system. whatever! i don't know anything about spirits

[despising]

Are you going to keep asking until I change my answer? Yes, I'm serious. Are you painfully straight or something? I don't care if you are, food's food, it's not like I'm going to try to make out with you over dinner.

[ People get so weird over the strangest things. ]

Aren't you a spirit though?

[nippy]

no it's not like that, it's just weird. i've never really been asked to anything before.

yeah, but nobody handed me a spirit handbook when i was made, and nobody ever wants to answer my questions soooo all i know is whatever i've managed to figure out myself

[despising]

Oh. Well, Jack Frost, will you go to dinner with me? I'm very very serious and very very sure.

[ WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO YOU, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT??? ]

That means you can make the rules or something, maybe? I don't know, that sounds like it sucks.

[nippy]

thanks for making that clear for an old man. yes, i'll go to dinner with you.

have to admit, not having rules is great, glad i'm freelance! but i wouldn't have minded answers when i woke up for the first time. still would be pretty happy to get some now, actually.