I'm gonna take that as — [CLEARS HIS THROAT gonna give his best Jack impersonation]
Yes, Hiccup, my favorite Viking pal in the world, I'm totally okay, thank you for asking and busting your ass in trying to find me while I frolic carelessly through the clouds.
Okay, that's — [Cue some light laughter adorable and high-pitched ohoho, talking between the chuckles.] Alright, I might actually ... see a little bit of that one. It actually looks a bit like my nose.
text. he chose to stay, he has to deal w the consequences
yeah ok that one's me, it's the face i'm making at you right now wrinkles! seriously, get with the times
look i'll break it down for you (。•ˇ‸ˇ•。) the ( ) are the sides of his head empty dots are cheeks, black dots are eyes the pointy lines up top are his angry eyebrows and the one down the bottom is a frown
it's cute, hiccup it's a cute face and you're not even seeing it
look at that, you're finally a modern man! i'm so proud of you
[ he can picture the stupid smile Hiccup would have right now and it... makes Jack want to kiss him goddamn it why is this happening. at least that jars him enough to make him think that he should be sure that this isn't giving the wrong impression: ]
i'm not coming back yet by the way
[ and he is CLOSING THIS CONVERSATION GOOD DAY SIR. ]
[He gives a frowning pout when he reads that last message. He's certainly been on quite the message seeking him out this week, only to find Jack's still apparently keeping his distance for some unknown reason. Sighing, he'll stick to the texting method this time.]
That's okay. I'll just have to be the one to bring you back then.
audio. he takes back everything
Yes, Hiccup, my favorite Viking pal in the world, I'm totally okay, thank you for asking and busting your ass in trying to find me while I frolic carelessly through the clouds.
text. this is the life you chose hiccup
how can you not see the faces
ヾ( ・`⌓´・)ノ゙
audio. false HE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
What, what faces? I see a bunch of weird lines. You know what would help? An actual face. Like, oh, I don't know — yours maybe?
text. HE COULD HAVE DITCHED JACK AT ANY TIME
you're the worst, i'm making them so obvious!
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this one has a nose and everything, see?
audio. B-BUT JACK'S TOO CUTE ...
adorable and high-pitched ohoho, talking between the chuckles.] Alright, I might actually ... see a little bit of that one. It actually looks a bit like my nose.text. he chose to stay, he has to deal w the consequences
╰(・∇・╰)
audio. just kisses him to keep him still
text. rip jack frost
(。•ˇ‸ˇ•。)
this one is pouty and mad, the black dots are the eyes
audio. countdown to the day
text.
wrinkles! seriously, get with the times
look i'll break it down for you
(。•ˇ‸ˇ•。)
the ( ) are the sides of his head
empty dots are cheeks, black dots are eyes
the pointy lines up top are his angry eyebrows
and the one down the bottom is a frown
it's cute, hiccup
it's a cute face and you're not even seeing it
audio + text.
[Shut up.]
Very cute. See?
[He'll just send a text response of:]
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text.
[ he can picture the stupid smile Hiccup would have right now and it... makes Jack want to kiss him goddamn it why is this happening. at least that jars him enough to make him think that he should be sure that this isn't giving the wrong impression: ]
i'm not coming back yet by the way
[ and he is CLOSING THIS CONVERSATION GOOD DAY SIR. ]
text.
That's okay. I'll just have to be the one to bring you back then.
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